Classic Insults

Everyone is so passive agressive lately.
Why, when history has so many great insults?

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him‘ – Forrest Tucker

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire‘ – Winston Churchill

He is a self-made man and worships his creator‘ – John Bright

He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up‘ – Paul Keating

He had delusions of adequacy‘ – Walter Kerr

He has Van Gogh’s ear for music‘ – Billy Wilder

‘Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go’ – Oscar Wilde



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